In a move that has only further cemented their awesomeness, a member of the WBC was recently spotted sporting a remarkably tasteful hoodie bearing print related to the series of books and films collectively known as "Twilight". If you ask me (and you must have, since you're reading this blog), this is a brilliant move on the WBC's part to capture that elusive youth market. Kids these days don't have their heads on straight when it comes to things like God and religion, and can only appreciate broody sparkly vampires, indecisive female non-characters, and well-exercised men who tear off their shirts at the slightest provocation. By seeking to associate these youth-market-phenenoma with the Godly word that the WBC presents, kids these days will have no choice but to submit to their will. I think Stephanie Meyer should be flattered that she has written the second book (after the Bible) to ever have the backing of God Himself.
By the way, although many were quick to assume that the sign claiming that "God loves his silky smooth legs" was the work of a clever prankster, this is not the case. God is truly impressed by the smoothness of His legs after switching to a new four-blade, and the WBC merely seeks to spread this gospel.
"Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting: but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised" (Proverbs 31:30)
