Thursday, March 5, 2009

God hates you


That's right, you. Yes, you. Don't look around the room, I'm talking about you. You might be thinking, "what reason could God have to hate me? I've always been a good person/good Christian/able to control the murderous impulses!" Well you know what? It really doesn't matter why God hates your blasphemous ass. He created you, and he can damn well hate you if he wants to.

That's the great thing about God: he doesn't discriminate! It doesn't matter if you're Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Atheist, straight, gay, white, black, or anything, because God hates all of you! And you might as well get your sodomite boogie on right now, because you guys are totally doomed. Every last one of you, save for Fred, Shirls, and the whole Phelps crew. They've all got get-out-of-hell-free cards, and they aren't sharing. As soon as the rapture happens and we all get sent to hell to suffer for all eternity, they're going straight to heaven, which you know means a rip-roaring good time is in store.

Where was I? Oh right, God, and how much he hates you. He really does. A lot. Don't just take my word for it, the good book itself agrees:

"The nations were angry, and your wrath has come. The time has come for judging the dead, and for rewarding your servants the prophets and your people who revere your name, both great and small.. and for destroying those who destroy the earth."
(Revelation 11:18)

p.s. Shirley Phelps is a classy lady.

3 comments:

  1. ps-read your bible bitch. jesus was a jew. aww, sorry, hate to break it to you. god doesnt hate you. people do. the phelps cult are ingorant bible thumping sick shits. i feel terrible for you that you are probably stuck in a bum-fuck town somewhere and dont know any better.

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  2. God doesn't hate nobody he died for our sins and loves us unconditionally. This church is full of crap and they think that every solider that is in the military is gay please you need to look around I'm sure one of your kids is gay. They need to quit their crap because sin is a sin no matter how great or small god will forgive you when you ask for forgiveness especially if you are in your death bed.

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  3. You know it is very sad that people even follow such as this yes.....you so called BAPTIST!! The only people God HATES if people like you....you will pay one day for all the things you are doing and saying to Gods people. Do you know anything at all about the Bible? Do you completely skip over those verses that says God IS LOVE and He loves unconditionally! You people are pathetic...I hope you do show up at my church because the Holy Ghost would not even allow you on the property.....we would all come lay hands on you and pray for God's mercy on you. Lord please forgive these monsters that do NOT know the word of God. Talk about FALSE PROPHETS....you people are so blinded...but one day soon you will find out the truth....please come to my church so we can drench you in oil and pray that God's TRUE annointing will come upon you!!!!!!! GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOU.

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