Wednesday, April 1, 2009

The WBC changes its mind!


Early this morning (the time God wakes up), the Westboro Baptist Church announced that they have officially renounced their positions on issues that they have spent years protesting, including homosexuality. According to Shirley Phelps-Roper, “We realized that a lot of people have really been missing the point that we’ve been trying to convey, and we’re prepared to accept that. We only wanted to spark a debate over these issues and take advantage of their controversy in order to spread awareness over how serious the issue of gay rights is in this country.”

She later said that the Church would be ceasing all of its picketing activities, and that Shirley herself would take some time off from the Church’s daily operations in order to “spend some more time with [her] beautiful children, Samuel, Margy, Rebekah, Isaiah, Zacharias, Grace, Gabriel, Jonah, Noah, Luke, and even Joshua.”

The Church’s leader, Fred Phelps Sr., said that God no longer hated fags and fag-enablers, but hate and hate-enablers. He said the Church would begin a campaign to “promote tolerance, acceptance, and love”, and that the URL of the official Westboro Baptist Church Website would be changing to “godlovesfags.com”.

In other news, I plan to spend the next week locked in my room crying. So alone…

“Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning." (Psalms 30:5)

12 comments:

  1. Thank God for dead soldiers? Are you serious!!! Come on that really is so sad. How can you say that! God sent Jesus Christ to die for their sins and you say that He hates them!! Many I assume are Lost and are spending their eternity in hell and you don't even care about that!! Why do you spend you're time protesting when you can go out and witness to people about how Jesus Christ died on the cross for us and about how we don't have to go to hell because God loved us so much, not willing for anyone of us to perish and go to hell. COME ON!! Should we not be fullfilling what God commanded us to do and that is to "go ye into all the world and preach the gospel..." also vrs (Acts 1:8)
    I'm sorry, it just really saddens me.

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  2. "Go ye into all the world and preach the gospel..." Isn't this exactly what the WBC is doing? They quote scripture, they do interviews and they make the word of God known! I hardly see how they aren't doing exactly what the Good Lord commanded them to. The WBC protests what it sees as injustices in the world... can you say that you're doing that much to create change?

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  3. de mothafuckas don't get da comedyz

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  4. the phelps are going to burn in hell.

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  5. P-PATHETIC
    H-HATEFUL
    E-EVIL
    L-LOSERS
    P-PUTRID
    S-SHAMEFUL

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  6. WBC- Worthless Bastard Club
    WBC- Why Be Christ-like
    WBC- Why Be Courteous
    WBC- Why Be Caring
    WBC- We're Beyond Crazy
    WBC- We Behave Carelessly
    WBC- We're Beyond Cretinous

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  7. WBC Prayer

    May your prayers and dreams be haunted
    May the shepard watching over, suffocate you
    May the children you teach be set free
    May all the pain and suffering you cause in the name of notoriety burn your non exsisting soul
    May the very devil dance around you
    May you be buried alive in agony...
    and as you lay there begging for mercy, may you choke to death on the very coal dust that you despised.

    Kara
    WV

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  8. This idiots need to know that soldiers either straight or gay are fighting for our freedom. This church and their followers are stupid and close minded. They need to understand that god loves you no matter what. GAY PRIDE!!!

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  9. I heard phelps likes to take it up the ass...fuck you wbc. fuck you.

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  10. WBC are all a bunch of lame dumbasses, and need to get a life

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  11. go fuck your cousins you incestual fuckers
    God dies fags laugh

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