Seriously, just look at this guy. Bigotry aside, he looks like a certifiable badass. He obviously has an impeccable sense of fashion, as demonstrated by this picture, where he's sporting a super classy blazer, white pants and matching cowboy hat, and his reflective sunglasses. Those sunglasses look like an act of God, the kind of God that wants to smite gay people and shops at Sporting Life.
I mean look at that sign he's carrying! He's 79 years and he can lift that thing on his own? The dude must pump mad iron every day. Because he's carrying much more than that sign itself... he's carrying the weight of bigotry on his shoulders! And let me tell you, that is pretty goddamn heavy.
I was also surprised to learn that on top of all of his righteousness and badassery, he's also an ardent Democrat, and supported Al Gore in his presidential campaign back in 1988. No wonder he's been running for 20 years and has never won.
Peace and hate, folks
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