Wii Love The Westboro Baptist Kids.

There’s been a lot of hoo-ha about the children being raised in the Westboro Baptist Church and the ethics of making them picket yada yada yada.

Seriously, guys? STFU. Get your own kids. As demonstrated in the photo below, it’s really not that difficult, especially when there’s an over population problem.

These kids' lives rock. If I could go back in time I would steal their childhood and make it my own.

See, I wish my childhood was in sunny Topeka, Kansas like these lucky youngsters but instead I grew up in freeze-your-balls-off Ontario.

I wish my childhood involved holding up cardboard signs and getting attention instead of writing sexually offensive stories about my grade 1 teacher and young boys for which I was dragged to the office.

I wish my childhood involved blaming someone, a group of people... anyone really. Instead I had to take responsibility for my bad recorder skills in grade 3 even though we all know it was the fault of my horrible devil enabling recorder instructor who was trying to transfer her evil pagan music into my instrument.

Because of picketing, these kids also grow up getting into trouble with the law here and there. This means by their teens:

A) They obtain some sort of a bad boy/girl reputation.

B) They have a sense of mystery and some pain behind those eyes.

A + B = they get laid. A lot. Has anyone here not seen the O.C.?

Relax. These young girls and boys are going to grow up and do one of two things: stay in the church or leave. If they stay, we get to blog forever and those who are "politically active" will always have something to care about. If they leave, they have a raw and intense life story that will later benefit them through lots and lots of sex.

Everyone’s a winner so let them live their lives.

Plus it has been confirmed that they have a Wii. This is not a joke. Jealous!

"Do not think that I came to bring peace on earth. I did not come to bring peace but a sword!”

xoxo

(Matthew 10:34)

Note: Do not worry if you thought Russell Crowe was bringing the sword. So did we. Matthew's telling us it's Christ though so we're going to go with him on this one. Again, don't worry about it. It's an easy mistake to make. Please do not feel guilty about this or for being a blasphemous heathen.