So the other day, in between bench-pressing busses and looking at pictures of Westboro pickets, I happened to come across the WBC’s picketing schedule. It turns out Fred, Shirley, and the whole gang are going to be busy little beavers tomorrow! On the 19th, the WBC will be staging 11 pickets, including 10 in Washington DC, and one in Baltimore (cause fuck ‘em, right?). Amongst locations being protested are the French, British, Australian, Vatican, Kenyan, Swiss, Irish, Italian, Israeli, and Canadian Embassies! It’s really an honour just to be nominated!
According to the schedule about the picketing of the Canadian Embassy: “We are not coming all the way to this nation's capital and NOT picket the embassy of the the second most evil nation in the DOOMED world… We have DNA evidence against that evil land. AMEN!” It just makes me feel so warm and fuzzy inside when they tell us they love us like that, and to come second for World’s Most Evil Nation? That’s truly an accomplishment. Congratulations, everyone! Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to get back to my sodomy and sinning.
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