Clearly God Loves Hipsters. As demonstrated in the photo above by The Most Hated Awesome Family in America, Fred and his crew are more scene than the entire Urban Outfitters chain listening to the Juno soundtrack… and that don’t make no sense!
In the entry below my colleague noted Fred’s excellent sense of fashion and commented on his sunglasses. This new photo reaches unprecedented levels of indie.
On the right we have Fred’s daughter, Margie J., who holds two signs like a champ. She’s a less famous daughter than Shirley, giving her bonus hipster points for being non-mainstream. The American flag tied around her waist screams DIY fashion. Can you say artist?
Check out Fred’s wife Margie M. She’s the adorable old lady with the sign that says “You’re Going to Hell” and the pea coat that says “I listen to bands you’ve never heard of.” Her hand is in her pocket, probably because she’s stealthily texting to see how long plaid scarves will be on sale for at the mall. Margie gets bonus points for effortlessly nailing the half dead look that most hipsters try but only the true accomplish.
Lets turn our focus to Fred, who like a true gentleman, stands behind the ladies letting them have the spotlight. Who said chivalry was dead? Obviously it was the enablers of this doomed nation. Fred’s wearing Ray Bans or a better version of them and seriously does this guy have a pair of sunnies for every picket? I hope so. I think in his head he’s jamming to some Death Cab. I’m going to send him a personalized “God Hates Fags,” fedora in the mail. Cute? Cute.
"Destruction cometh; and they shall seek peace, and there shall be none."
xoxo,
Ezekiel 7:25
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